Its just too hot.
Vancouver's highs have been 31, 32 C the last few days, which is the temperature at the airport. Which is right on the water. We're inland so have to add on about 5 degrees. I've just checked my email and the latina tester forum and my computer is making that "I'm too hot noise" already and my house is like a sauna. This is it for today - I'll do the Chocolate Ice Cream comparison next time, I think I promise.